Friday, February 10, 2012

stealth attack

The foot, perhaps sensing that its days of relaxation and sloth are coming to an end, this morning launched a stealth attack -- causing a heavy bar of soap to be dropped directly upon itself, precisely at the site of the break, in turn causing the foot owner to shriek and then hobble about in pain the rest of the day.

A bruise has formed.

The foot will not go gently into that good night.

4 comments:

  1. Do you really want it going gently into that good night? It should go kicking and screaming.

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  2. OUCH!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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