Monday, December 19, 2011

a project for you

I am dying to bend my ankle. In solidarity, please put your ankle in one position and don't bend it for 10-12 weeks.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

itch

The leg under the cast is itching in the most uncontrollable way. I think the sociopath foot has done something to mess with it.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

new cast

The foot has a new cast. Number three. It is too tight, like a slutty dress on a college freshman.

In fact, if tightness of garb is any guide, the foot is a disreputable trollop.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

foot as bowling device

If you're getting a new cast put on (after having it removed for x-rays) and you mention that the old one dug into your foot at times, they will add so much padding to the new one that your foot will end up the size of a small bowling ball.

Be warned.