Saturday, December 10, 2011

new cast

The foot has a new cast. Number three. It is too tight, like a slutty dress on a college freshman.

In fact, if tightness of garb is any guide, the foot is a disreputable trollop.

2 comments:

  1. I love this side of AAM and will now become a faithful reader about the foot as well as excellent career advice!!! :)

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  2. I have a lonely foot who would love to spend an evening with a disreputable trollop-foot. Aside from checking out local shoe stores and foot massage parlors, it's already tried ToeKCupid, shoeHarmony, and PlentyOfFeet. We should clearly set them up on a footsie date.

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